And we derived from Mother Earth.
Formed from specs of dust crashing into one another at light speed, it only took twenty five hundred years for our world to develop. Deep in the core lives the one we call "Ma Shed Po Tattoo." Our race started from mere dust mites, evolving over the years into the Molian race (aka mole men). Ma Shed knew our time had come to conquer the surface, so she taught us how to burrow through the hard minerals between us and the great atmosphere above. It took many years to make the journey, going through many evolutions on the way. We were on our way to inhabiting the bodies that we know now. Once we reached the surface, we hadn't a clue what we would do but the great Ma Shed Po Tattoo knew what she would do. With her incredible force, she pounded the soil from beneath us, forming great mountains. She would send the remaining Molians to the surface to dig expanding trenches that would bring water to our new world making it possible for plants to bloom and give us an incredible food source. There was unbelievable darkness among us so Ma Shed removed the hot molten cored from the center of our planet and tossed it through our tunnel to the surface, as it made it's way into the sky above us, it was caught in our gravitational field, filling the sky with a marvelous light and heat. The only problem? We'd never be able to sleep during this so-called "day", but she had the solved too. She knew if she had set half of the cored in the water she gave us for a few months, it would cool off but still give off a nice glow. This also was thrown into the sky, separating the long day into two parts.



to be continued...

I'm a believer.

Who should I start sending my paychecks to?
» Chloefoxx on 2008-07-07 02:56:47

Hahahaha!

(I tried to think of something witty to say, but I was too blown away by the awesomeness of this religion)
» bananaface on 2008-07-07 03:29:21

It's funny how much people bash up Scientology due to it's seemingly ludicrous stories while completely believing the magical old man that created earth in 6days.

Both seems the same to me.
» L-Lawliet on 2008-07-07 03:39:27

Tom Cruise believes in that??
» Nuttz on 2008-07-08 01:22:02

wow... that's really whacky!! I bet that's why he was jumping on couches, must have saw little signs of alien life at the back of the stage.
» Nuttz on 2008-07-08 01:49:14

In agreeance with Chloe. Should we just paypal all our cash to you, or is there an address?
» Traumer on 2008-07-08 11:39:48

Okies. Can I send my piggy bank coin collection, or does it have to be a check?
» Traumer on 2008-07-08 11:50:22

A Rocket To The Moon!!
good song
but the link doesn't work anymore. :(

You always have good playlists. :)
» invisible on 2008-07-13 01:33:14

actually...
only two songs are working right now - "Save" and "You remind me of home"
» invisible on 2008-07-13 01:34:15

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